Adding calamity to bizarrety, we wound up utterly stranded afterwards.
(thanks to Tim for bailing us out – there aren’t enough seasons of Family Guy to repay you)

The Easter Show…

Mmmmm… Homers

Performing in the VB “Voye Boye” Shed

In the four days I spent there (because, how often does one get a free ticket to the Show?), I:

• Tried cheese-on-a-stick for the first time (still lodged in my oesophagus somewhere)
• Ate two plates of curly fries (also lodged)
• Drank four cups of fresh lemonade (attempt to dislodge)
• Watched a guy swallow a sword (maybe he’d also eaten cheese-on-a-stick)
• Showbags, fudge, waffles, the giant slide, chocolate-covered fruit, a high-tech ferris wheel, gourmet coffee and a spinning light toy (you can guess where they all are now)

And… I made some cool new friends…