…worst places to get a pimple

1. Lip.  Bottom lip pimples sometimes resemble coldsores.  And you have to go around saying “I swear, it’s just a pimple”, which only makes people (read: potential dates) more suspicious.  Top lip ones, meanwhile, are painful f**kers which leave scars.  Apparently lip-balm is the culprit here.  Fact: I cannot sleep without lip balm on.  Therefore: I have a lifetime of embarassing lip pimples ahead.  And all because I’m weird.

2. Finger.  I don’t know if anyone else gets these, but I do get pimples on my fingers.  I’ve got one on my left pinky right now, between the bottom and middle knuckles.  It’s freakin’ painful - especially when I type.  So I hope you’re appreciating my dedication right now.

3.  Paris.  It would suck to get a pimple when you’re surrounded by all that style and history.  And butter.