…New Year’s resolutions: Draft 1.3
1. Take resolutions seriously. If you’re going to resolve to do something, do it – don’t be a liar/slackarse.
2. Don’t take resolutions seriously. After all, why set out to be a disappointment?
3. Decide early and often whether to take the piss or be sincere so as not to confuse self and others. Yeah, that’s a good one.
