…Taser temptation
1. Driven to the edge. With some of the attitude I got in the US, I can understand someone being driven to do this.
2. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Aside from its clear social benefits, I’d like a taser so I could toast marshmallows anytime, anywhere. Just remind me not to use a metal skewer.
3. There’s nothing a taser won’t fix. Except maybe a broken contact lens.
